janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

amewesing:

This is so important

shoulderblades:

robbvious:

Wesley in the car, a short story

I LOVE DOGS

tags:
#castiel
#holy shit

euclase:

I found it! Castiel drawn in scribbles. Except it needs to be like five feet tall.

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit

kada-bura:

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my achievement for the night

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.