chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

spockishot:

thinking about ur otps napping is SO IMPORTANT. Does one protectively shush anyone who comes near their sleeping partner. Does one come home to find the other sleeping on the floor under a table or curled in a corner. Does the partner wake them up and move them to some place more…

do you have any job interview tips? Like what to say when they ask why you want to work there. I'm 15 and I don't think "I need the money" is a great thing to say. Love your blog btw ^_^
Anonymous

life-at-taco-bell:

Thank you! :D

Tips: 
- Look very presentable. Even if it’s a fast food place interview, don’t just wear your favorite graphic tee and jeans. If you don’t want to dress like too dressy, go business casual. Facial piercings? Take them out, and if you have those big Missy Elliot hoop earrings, take those out.

- Come 15-30 minutes early

- Bring a resume. I know it sounds silly because you haven’t worked yet, but it makes you look more serious. At the top just put your full name, address, and your number, and at the section of your resume where your employment history is at, just put “No Previous Employment”. There’s tons of templates and examples online, and they’re really easy to make and update!

- DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MONEY. Managers know everyone is there for money, but still somehow, bringing that up still makes you look really bad. I don’t know why. 

- USE PROPER ENGLISH. Keep that mouth clean, and keep the slang for the streets…….homie.

- Offer a handshake when you meet the manager before your interview, and after the interview is over.

- Make your answers as honest as you can, but give them answers they want to hear. 

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

feminine-bisexual-life:

mittens, my momma kitty. deceased 8/30/14. forever in my heart.